Showing posts with label LeBron James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LeBron James. Show all posts

"The Rise Of America's New Black Overclass"

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Kobe vs. LeBron, the battle for homoeroticism...



Well here we go people, what are you feeling more? Kobe copping a feel on Kobe's ass, or LeBron putting it in his mouth. This months Dime and Slam February covers are here just in time for the All-Star game. They couldn't be any more "no homo" but hey, which one you like better?

"It's A Shamockery! Shamockery I Say!!!!!"

Since fans select the All-Star starters, the same 10 are virtual locks for the next 5-10 years. However, All-Stars reserves which are selected by coaches are usually held up to a hire standard.
Enter the Snubs.
The Cleveland Cavaliers have been one of the top teams in the NBA this season and it is understandable that they should have more than one player representing them in Phoenix.
Cavs Guard Mo Williams is one who got the snub when reserves were announced last night, which in turn made Ben Wallace deliver this gem to the Cleveland Plain-Dealer.


“It’s a tragedy,” Ben Wallace said. “I think it’s an injustice. It’s a fraud. We’ve got the best record in the league, and we’ve only got one guy going. You always make it the next year, after the year you were supposed to make it. It’s a travesty and a sham and a mockery. It’s a shamockery.”

Heeeeelarious Ben, just heeeeelarious. Does anyone got a soundbite on this? Because if Big Ben said this with a serious tone of voice, that just makes it all the more hilarious.

The King and The Truth Go In...


Yesterday afternoon, I had the pleasure of being in the Boston area during Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals between the Boston Celtics and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Tickets were too expensive to come by, but just being a New Yorker in the midst of stressed out Bostonians for a sporting event, well, it felt pretty good anyway.
Lebron James and Paul Pierce put on a playoff performance for the ages that is already being compared to the Bird-Nique showdown in the 80s. Seemed like these were the only two with the sack to take every big shot in the game and literally carried their respective teams to the threshold.
However, speaking on the Cavaliers, does anybody really blame Bronnie if he dips out of Ohio in two years? The supporting cast is almost laughable. The only thing better than watching this epic showdown yesterday, was watching Greg Anthony son Skip Bayless on First Take on ESPN2. Anthony pretty much dared Skip to hate on LeBron, and when he did (no surprise), Greg Anthony proceeded to shut Skip the fuck up. Thankfully. I mean how can you hate on this?
Top Video = Bron's 45
Bottom Video = Pierce = 41


Will He Show Up?


This is kind of an unfair title. It isn't so much of Lebron showing up, as much as it is the Bronnettes coming through. Aside from Zydrunas Ilgauskas, no Cavalier players have helped the King in any way shape or form. Sure LeBron has been clanking away, but that's expected with the smothering defense of the Boston Celtics. Or maybe we've seen this story before. Last series the Celtics went up 2-0 to begin the series and we all know how that ended up. Last year the Pistons went up 2-0 on the Cavaliers and we all know how that ended up. This is LeBron James we are talking about, if anyone can put a team on his back and carry them to Parts Unknown, it is the kid from Akron. We've seen James in the past completely take out a battle tested veteran team like the Pistons, and all season LeBron made the Celtics his personal bitches statistically throughout the season. However, this is the playoffs. (Playoffs?! You Kiddin' Me? Playoffs?!) Yes, playoffs. If I were a betting man, which I'm not (thank you Andre Marable),i'm willing to bet that Bronnie goes off with a triple double and/or a 30-40 plus point game and a (close) win against the Celtics. They will need every single one of them tonight.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your All-NBA First Team


The sportswriters could not have been more on point with this team. Although, I am surprised that Kobe was the only unanimous selection to the team when the rest of the guys are also No-Brainers. Each of these picks could have legitemately won the MVP award at one point this year. Moreover, this is , this is the five most influential basketball players on Earth. Interchange Kevin Garnett with Amare Stoudemire and this can be a potential All-Decade Team.

The Power of the Powder


Knowing ESPN and their ability to make useless stories, I'm highly surprised that they didn't make so much of the pregame rituals of the marquee athletes in tonight's playoff games.

Screw X's and O's and LeBron playing the worst game of his life, and the Celtics quest for the chip, it's all about the baby powder! KG is obviously the originator of the baby powder routine, but LeBron has definitely freaked the ritual and has turned it into a full-fledge pregame show.

I want to know, who does it better? Bronnie or KG?

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